If you could be anyone for a week, who would it be?

I think if I could, I'd pick Paris Hilton.

interlard -- transitive verb: To insert between; to mix or mingle; especially, to introduce something foreign or irrelevant into; as, "to interlard a conversation with oaths or allusions."

“I believe in saying the truth, coming out with it cold, shocking if necessary, not disguising it. In other words, obscenity is a cleansing process...” --- Henry Miller